Office contest

Here's a fun one for the workplace. I am going to bring in 5 heart-shaped framed photos, with me and a different girl in each one. I will place them prominently on my desk and see if I can get any co-workers to begin calling me "Big Love". You can play along at home as well.

Christmas Gifts

My family chose an "As Seen on TV" theme for this year's gifts. I am now on the couch, comfortably ensconced in a Snuggie (http://www.getsnuggie.com/) and dialing 1-900 numbers for free from my home phone with my Magic Jack (http://www.magicjack.com/). But don't worry, I have two ShamWow!'s (http://www.shamwow.com/) close by for any unforeseen spillage. If you turn just the right way, the Snuggie can even be slightly asphyxiating! I feel truly blessed.