Football Analysis You Have Been Missing...

It's been said time and time again, the difference between a good pro QB and a good college QB is being able to look quickly to your third and fourth options...

From the Ben Roethlisberger Georgia police report:
"I don't know what I can ... do," she said. "I'm a little girl and he's a big boy."

The victim told police she is 5-foot-4 and weighs 145 pounds.

Ben obviously saw the tight ends in the bar were covered and audibled to an eligible lineperson.

World Cup Preview

Ok - I don't know much about soccer other than you take your shirt off after you score, which frankly is counter-intuitive to the American sexual order of things, but I digress. However, what I do know about the South African-hosted World Cup boils down to four words: Rika van den Haas.


Who is that you ask? Only the freakin hottest chick in the world from Lethal Weapon 2, whose character was:
1) South African (I think)
2) KILLED mercilessly by South Africans, all for the love of Krugerrand!

To summarize, this girl was soooo hot and took her shirt off in a movie I saw when I was 12. South Africans killed her. They also seemed verrry into that apartheid thing, which was pretty uncool. There you have it, the World Cup in a nutshell. Enjoy the action.