Terror among us?

I meant to post something about this a while ago, but I have so many problems. So many. Anyway.

Like many Americans, when the SEALS killed Osama bin laden I thought, what about his evil offspring?? What about OMAR??????? What about the rest of the EVIL?? So I did some research.

Picture evidence #1:










Take away some of the rebellious, Middle Eastern, Islam-friendly, hip hop look, add some weak acting, and....



Picture evidence #2:







Wait, Mr. left wing, Constitution-loving, cock-ring-wearing, FBI agent, did we lose touch with Chris Moltisanti for a period of time after the Sopranos? Even A FUCKING BRIEF PERIOD OF TIME?? Did we Mr. G-Man?? Sean Connery wants to know if you bring baba ganoush to a fucking falafel fight??



Picture evidence #3:





Methinks, yes.







Did he try to fool us in the episode where he got made? Yes, America, yes...

Picture evidence #4:









But did he sit on and kill Adrianna's dog in a heroin binge just for fun?

Picture evidence #5:










Once again. Unequivocally, yes.












So where do we stand? I don't know America. Omar Moltisanti just poured you a shot. Where do you stand?

More of a PSA than a post

I saw this on the interwebs recently from Miss Lohan.
















Remind anyone else of other washed up former superstars?
















Don't do drugs, girls. Unless you live by me. Or you want to get Ram Jammed. In which case, if you are interested in getting Ram Jammed, just show up at Uno Pizza on double dish / double tequila night.

Cue NBC's "The More You Know" music.