Movie News

As if fans are not already up in arms about the controversial casting of Ben Affleck as Batman  in Warner Bros.' "Man of Steel" sequel, it has been leaked that Denzel Washington and Spike Lee will reprise their roles as Malcolm X and Shorty to play the villains in the superhero spectacular.  We have obtained early photos below. 

 

 

X and Shorty discuss the increasing tensions between the Nation of Islam and the Justice League of America, and kidnapping Superman's tailor.

 

 

 

 

The villains strut away from a successful heist, shunning the offers of bacon and ham from frightened citizens of Metropolis.

 

 

Affleck has vowed to stay true to Christian Bale's brooding, tortured portrayal of Batman.

 

 

Week 4 NFL Pics

Hey Jay Cutler, remember when this mentally-challenged Dane Cook-looking bastard fucked your girl all over a Sears after hours? If you can put that in your rear view mirror, then Ndamukong Suh attempting to dismember you should be a breeze. Take Chicago and the points.

 

 

 

 

Gavin DeGraw "In Love With Jay's Girl"

 

 

 

 

 

No Networking is Bad Networking

It may be time to delete my LinkedIn page.  I don't think this endorsement will help things.

 

 

 

 

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