New Drinking Game

I came up with a new drinking game while watching Sober House on VH1 today. Every time the former Guns 'N Roses drummer, Steven Adler, does heroin you do a shot. I just finished a handle of Jack. I love Sober House.

Always helping my fellow man

Yesterday there was a girl across from me on the train reading When Bad Things Happen to Good People. I punched her in the face to re-affirm her belief in self-worth.

Exclusive NFL news

Former Atlanta Falcons RB Jamal Anderson is throwing his hat in the ring as the latest athlete to endorse an energy drink, and he is breaking the news here first. Anderson, a close friend of the Franchise, said, "Fuck Braylon Edwards and that 5 hour Energy bullshit. With new Dirty Bird Coke, you will be wired - ready to play, ready to fuck, ready to do what you got to do. Best thing is you don't even need to drink it. Straight up your nose. Now meet me by the toilet."

We wish Jamal well in this new endeavor and his upcoming trial.

http://www.ajc.com/services/content/printedition/2009/02/10/anderson0210a.html

Questions for Alex

A-Rod faced the press today, but I feel there were questions left unasked...

• Are you aware of the damage that testosterone can do to your menstrual cycle, and do you have any concern for the example you are setting for young transgender athletes everywhere?
  
  
  
  
• Seriously, would you rather bang a dude or a dead dude?

• Is there any chance your anonymous cousin could also be convinced to be related to Melky Cabrera this year?
  Melky Cabrera #28 CF
  2008 STATS
  BA .249 HR 8 RBI 37 OBP .301 SLG .341

• Have you or have you not ever experimented with women's hair products, and/or clothes that make you "feel frilly"?

• Do you know how we know you're gay?

• Is one of the side effects of steroids, 'teammates with funny ears'?
  

MATSUUUUUUIIII!!!!!!

Weekend Reminder

Whether it's with your Starbucks barista, your boss, an in-law, or family pet - just a reminder that sex changes everything.