Approachability

As part of my 2007 media campaign, I will be running the following text as an ad in all of the local tabloids in NYC upon my return this summer:


Yes, I am approachable.

I am sick and tired of being too goddamned good-looking for women to approach me. Yes, I am also very witty, intelligent and a snappy dresser. Yes, I will make a lot of money by most standards. All that said - I might not turn you down. I probably will, but I have slept with a lot of iffy women in my day. Who knows – maybe I will have had seven or eight drinks in me when you make your move? Take a chance, ladies.

Truth be told, you probably will be met with a curt “no thank you”, or maybe even just a smug nod as I walk away. But life is about taking risks. If Salt N Pepa had not thrown their Starter hats in the ring and recorded ‘Push It’, they would just be a couple of fat chicks who never knew the joy of being called table spices. So go for it ladies, I am very approachable.

--Franchise
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