Observations On The Week That Was

These are some things I've been ruminating on:

• AAron Karo is a fruitsalad.

• If I had lived at Melrose Place, I bet there would have been a very special episode dedicated to me peeing in the pool too much.

• I wish that just once as I was undressing myself, I would act a little more interested... or at least a little bit impressed.

• You can call me a pacifist if you want, but I really think that if it were talked out among reasonable people -- John Tucker did not have to die.
  

• Is it weird that for Halloween I dress up in regular clothes and go as a 'date rapist'?