NFL Week That is Becoming

• Dallas Cowboys CB Adam "Pacman" Jones goes on 4 state, 21-person killing spree; Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says it is "harmless tomfoolery" and Pacman will play this Sunday


• NFL fan Justin Kilkenny may change his last name to "Seis-Nueve" in honor of Chad Ocho Cinqo, but he probably will not score either


• ESPN personality Chris Berman to unveil "really funny" play on words nicknames for players in the amazing NFL Countdown show

Charlie Weis' FUPA is still unsuccessful in college. Apparently, only professionals relate to that sort of thing, much like his sex life

update

Please share this site with your friends. My agent just told me that I am ten fans away from getting a spot on the next VH1 Celebrity Rehab!

Literature

With the rampant success of my childrens' literature career (http://thefranchisecometh.blogspot.com/2008/09/continued-literary-series.html), I have been signed to do a book designed for adults. Bucking normal trends as always, I have penned the first "self-hurt" book. It is called, You Deserve to Die, Go Ahead and Do it Pussy. We are still working out the details, but the plan is to have it out by Arbor Day.

A few Hump Day thoughts for you

• Please excuse my appearance if I look a bit worse for wear. I was having a solo S&M session yesterday and I forgot the safe word.


• Proving to their fans that they do in fact give a shit. The Pittsburgh Steelers re-signed Najeh Davenport this week. http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2002/0729/1411363.html


• With growing pressure to appeal to the middle American populace, Barack Obama is considering dropping out of his race and running as an Independent ethnicity
  
• I can't say I remember the time very well, but I bet it was really cool when that guy from Coldplay used to rule the world. Everybody probably had a beard, smoked dope and hugged each other alot.

• Sticking with music, I often wonder if Eddie Murphy's girl really liked to party ALL the time or if he was exaggerating. Maybe he was getting a little older and she still had some wild oats to sow. Maybe she just wasn't in to trannie hookers. Either way, I don't think Eddie had to call her out like that in song.