NFL Week That is Becoming

• Dallas Cowboys CB Adam "Pacman" Jones goes on 4 state, 21-person killing spree; Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says it is "harmless tomfoolery" and Pacman will play this Sunday


• NFL fan Justin Kilkenny may change his last name to "Seis-Nueve" in honor of Chad Ocho Cinqo, but he probably will not score either


• ESPN personality Chris Berman to unveil "really funny" play on words nicknames for players in the amazing NFL Countdown show

Charlie Weis' FUPA is still unsuccessful in college. Apparently, only professionals relate to that sort of thing, much like his sex life