Questions for Alex

A-Rod faced the press today, but I feel there were questions left unasked...

• Are you aware of the damage that testosterone can do to your menstrual cycle, and do you have any concern for the example you are setting for young transgender athletes everywhere?
  
  
  
  
• Seriously, would you rather bang a dude or a dead dude?

• Is there any chance your anonymous cousin could also be convinced to be related to Melky Cabrera this year?
  Melky Cabrera #28 CF
  2008 STATS
  BA .249 HR 8 RBI 37 OBP .301 SLG .341

• Have you or have you not ever experimented with women's hair products, and/or clothes that make you "feel frilly"?

• Do you know how we know you're gay?

• Is one of the side effects of steroids, 'teammates with funny ears'?
  

MATSUUUUUUIIII!!!!!!