College Football News - ND's Charlie Weis off Hot Seat; Seat is thankful

South Bend, IN -- Charlie Weis, head football coach of the University of Notre Dame, is putting the 'suck' back in to succumbing to pressure and leaving the school after a 35-24 record since 2005. Commenting on the end of his tenure at the former national powerhouse, Weis declared, "Fuck it, I have a system. And I got a new deal in place already". Weis went on to say that he has signed a "full-figured" deal with Abercrombie & Fitch to be photographed in their famed catalogues and inspire the new fragrance, "Paunch". When contacted, Weis' publicist said, "I think his modeling book speaks for itself."