Diligence

In many of my encounters with authority figures, be it various school or work officials, they have had a problem with my lack of diligence in carrying out certain tasks. Well it occured to me today that I am ridiculously diligent in recognizing when I should be getting innebriated. Sometimes even at the slightest inkling that it is "Miller Time" I will pound six to seven beers and head to the bar. I guess I am writing this to sort of throw it in the face of all my former teachers and supervisors. I think I have proved you wrong about my work ethic.