Verne “Mini Me” Troyer was found dead this morning. Early coroner reports indicate that years of substance abuse finally caught up with the diminutive actor. Dr. Drew Pinsky, the ‘therapist to the stars’ who treated Troyer for several months, commented: “The little guy was fucked up ya know? Some folks are so out of control that they don’t want to be helped. Toward the end, he was drinking two or three beers per day, and had a 5 dollar a week cocaine habit. His heart had swollen to the size of a quarter… it was just a matter of time.”
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