Friends,
I am back with a serious request. It used to be that a guy could take the subway to work, see a pretty girl, and just lean over and quietly say something creepy or just wildly inappropriate. Well, that is until a man named Steve Jobs came along and invented the "iPod". Now everybody's got their "earbuds" in, and hypothetical women can't hear any of a hypothetical guy's awesome pick-up lines or educated guesses about what kind of underwear they are wearing. This is just wrong, because it obviously leads to unabashed, unwanted groping! So if you support sexual assault, please - go right ahead and buy your female cousin that brand new pink Shuffle for Christmas! You goddamn freak.
I am back with a serious request. It used to be that a guy could take the subway to work, see a pretty girl, and just lean over and quietly say something creepy or just wildly inappropriate. Well, that is until a man named Steve Jobs came along and invented the "iPod". Now everybody's got their "earbuds" in, and hypothetical women can't hear any of a hypothetical guy's awesome pick-up lines or educated guesses about what kind of underwear they are wearing. This is just wrong, because it obviously leads to unabashed, unwanted groping! So if you support sexual assault, please - go right ahead and buy your female cousin that brand new pink Shuffle for Christmas! You goddamn freak.
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