- In order to combat Kay Jewelers and their omnipresent advertising campaign, I am starting a new business just in time for the holiday season called "BlowJob Diamonds". Now if I could only think of a catchy slogan...
- When this Secret Millionaire show debuted on Fox, I decided to quit my job and begin hanging around meth clinics and soda/beer can recycling centers... I've even been sleeping with more homeless chicks. So far I have VD and a heroin problem, but I really feel I am this close to finding one of these undercover rich fuckers and making some easy money.
Years back, this would have practically been blasphemy. But with the advances in modern medicine and the cost of pharmaceuticals coming down, I submit to you that Snoop was wrong and there is in fact some "pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it". Happy Holidays fuckers.
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