The Easter Vigil - A Bettor's Guide

As we approach the Easter weekend, Franchise acknowledges that this is a solemn time for prayer and family. But, do not forget the fact that there is money to be made in the huge Easter betting business. Here is a handy guide to handicapping the field (odds in parentheses).


Jesus Christ -- Simply put, the Tiger Woods of Easter. A good pick against the field. Even when the lots have been drawn and the chips are down, you cannot rule out an unexpected resurgence. ( 1:2 odds)

Mary Magdalene -- Word on the street is, she loves action. (7:1 odds)

Barabbas -- Potential Cinderella story. Don't rule out this crowd favorite stealing the show from better-known adversaries. Won a controversial split-decision over JC last year. (12:1 odds)



Judas -- Best analogy is that Judas is the "Duke Basketball" of the Easter Vigil. We will also accept "Duke Lacrosse". Total scumbag and will stop at nothing to win. Announcers often refer to Judas as "scrappy". (5:1 odds)



Peter -- If you take this perennial loser, make sure you deny it to your friends. (20:1 odds)




Joseph -- A lot of hype, but has never delivered in the clutch. Was not even present for his wife's big game with God. (9:1 odds)



Pontius Pilate -- Power player in the post-up game. Pontius "The Persecutor" Pilate is a punitive force to be reckoned with every year, although little is known about his methods behind the scenes. Think John Calipari, but don't think too much. (5:2 odds)

Have a blessed weekend. Pray and wager wisely.