Looming questions as the baseball season begins...
- Can you imagine if Harold Reynolds were still with ESPN's Baseball Tonight and he tried to inappropriately hug their new hire, Dave Winfield?
Did Kobe hook A-Rod up with some phone numbers for chicks as he rehabs in Colorado? If so, can we expect a rape trial and a suspension to add to A-Rod's time off the field this year?
- Is there any way we can get Daryl Strawberry to do some work with Josh Hamilton? He seemed to have lost his focus and stamina at the end of last year. Daryl may have something for that.
- How the fuck has no one signed Kenny Powers, even when he got his pitch back?
- Is Dustin Pedroia the geekiest-looking reigning AL MVP since 1965's Zoilo Versalles?
Will it be less surprising when 'Joba-the-Hick' Chamberlain gets a second DUI http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4032927 this year, or when he blows out his arm wrestling a bear in a Nebraska bar promotion? 
I haven't played baseball since Little League, but I was a pitcher back then. If I start long tossing and maybe buy a jersey, can I expect to get to 5th base with Alyssa Milano? http://www.nbcnewyork.com/sports/baseball/Alyssa-Milanos-Big-Book-of-Baseball.html
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