It's been a while

Yeah, I haven't posted in a bit. I have to be honest, it's competitive in the blogging world, and frankly... I was suspended for the last two weeks. I got out of control to get an edge. I was taking female fertility drugs, snorting ground up birth control pills, reading Cosmo, DVRing Sex and the City on TBS, having sex that I thought meant something, getting two to three mammograms per week... I was doing anything to get ahead. But I stand before you a changed man. It's all clean posting from here on out. If you want, I will even piss on your computer.

Really - I chalk it up to Franchise being Franchise. Don't judge - he doesn't.