Thursday, August 27, 2009

A Special Invitation

August 28 vs. Chicago White Sox - 7:05 pm


Inaugural Season Jersey Koozie Night

1st 18,000 fans 21 and older
Presented by Bud Light

http://www.mlb.com/schedule/promotions.jsp?c_id=nyy


It is so good to see the Yankees remaining a class organization. Would anyone like to join me for Jersey Koozie night at the new Yankee Stadium tomorrow?

I will spring for condoms (and I recommend them when dealing with tramps from Jersey who appear to be giving themselves away for the price of a ticket), you buy the beer. Hell, we can make it a doubleheader and head out to the famed Hunkabunka in Sayreville or DJai's in Belmar afterward. Jersey sluts and baseball -- it's what America and capitalism are all about.

No comments: