-- In order to prepare for NFL groupies, Brett Favre reportedly made passes at local high school girls near his home in Mississippi; in related news, new Vikings teammate Visanthe Shiancoe has been fluffing for his next locker room camera appearance.
-- Whitney Houston has confirmed the longstanding rumor that her 1992 hit "I'm Every Woman" was indeed about anal sex; Also in music trivia, the lead singer of Kings of Leon has denied that he wrote their song, "This Sex is on Fire", after sleeping with Paris Hilton during a herpes flare-up.
-- In a groundbreaking ruling, the judge in Miley Cyrus' stalking case stated: "Seriously bro, if you're gonna be a creep at least pick a hot chick."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,537224,00.html
-- Pederasts across the nation cheered the return of Little League World Series baseball to Saturday daytime television on ABC.
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