OK, one more baseball-related piece of news

So the Cardinals decided to hire famed steroid cheat Mark McGwire as their hitting instructor, huh? This is a bit of a suprise move by manager, Tony Larussa. But it should only be interpreted in the context of the team's overhaul of the entire coaching/advisory staff. Luckily, we have access to the 2010 St. Louis Cardinals' entire strategery:



Tommy Lee will serve as the team chaplain, and unofficial moral and spiritual guide.









Ted Williams will tutor minor leaguers on the psychological aspects of the game -- aka "Keeping Your Head With Ted"

















Gordon Gekko and Bernie Madoff will share a role as the team's investment adviser.






Mickey Mantle will be hired in a specially-created posthumous role designed to encourage responsible drinking and spousal fidelity.










Jon Gosselin and Travis Henry will co-chair a series of seminars on proper parenting.










Stevie Wonder will coach third base and drive the team bus.