Weather Report

I'm sick. Google kicked me out of Adsense. And then to top it off, I go outside to this foul weather today. What a mess out there, why you might say, it's...





It's wetter than Khloe Kardashian at an NBA shootaround.







It's wetter than the OctoMom on Thanksgiving when the turkey baster comes out.






It's wetter than Jaycee Dugard at a Walmart tent sale.








It's wetter than Paula Abdul at a Mexican pharmacy.








It's wetter than Barbie when Ken mastered G.I. Joe's kung fu grip.







It's wetter than Mackenzie Phillips on Father's Day.








It's wetter than Vanna White playing a friendly game of Scrabble.











It's wetter than Heidi Klum at a burn ward unit.










It's wetter than the Hillside Honda chick when the Cash-For-Clunkers program was announced.








It's wetter than one of Ice Cube's chicks when the Lakers are up 10 pts with two minutes left in the fourth quarter against the Supersonics.








It's wetter than Kate Hudson in any month except October (last series was a fluke).