Miley Cyrus: Frankly, she needs the Hollywood street cred to erase the Disney stigma. Plus, consider these three points -
1) Her Dad is Billy Ray "Business up front, party in the back" Cyrus.
2) She is 16 and dating a dude who is like 35.
3) Miley is kind of gross-looking to be a real star.
All of these add up to a high aptitude for night vision camcorder calisthenics in the near future.
Odds - 3:2
Daisy of Love from VH1 fame: Haha, just kidding. She's probably already had more straight to DVD flicks than Lindsay Lohan.
Odds - Off the Books
Any daughter of Sarah Palin: Their Q rating is at an all-time high after the Letterman joke. The older one is already known as an Alaskan meat logger. Their mom seems like kind of a bitch. These factors point to a high sex tape likelihood. Bonus points if Willow Palin steps up and it is some kind of weird sci-fi sex tape with dwarves.
Odds - 5:1
Blake Lively: Man, I hope so. I would give her something to gossip about. If XOXOXO means 'hugs and kisses' in text speak, how do you say 'Franchise is doing me and filming it with his iPhone'?Odds - 20:1
Brooke Hogan: Parents in turmoil? (check) brother killing people in drag races? (check) need to stay in limelight to keep her VH1 show? (check)... yup, Brooke could probably use a sex tape. However, who would bang this dude? Besides Eddie Murphy and A-Rod, anyway. If she does it, I hope she does a massive leg drop, and the hand to the ear for the crowd before her big O.
Odds - 10:1
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great stuff - but at 10:1 i'm gonna have to go all-in on Hogan. id also say her brother is even money to either be in porn or the next owner of hawaiian tropic.
Funny, I didnt know who Leighton Meester was when I wrote this. I guess she should have been even odds.
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