I am back from vacation with a new project on my hand. With the looming divorce of the 'Jon and Kate plus 8' parent couple blanketing the tabloids like a Michael Jackson child, The TLC network has turned to Franchise to salvage the show. It will be known next season as "Franchise and Kate: I'd Rather Masturbate". I have negotiated for there to be no time on film with the ugly broad or her kids, two subscriptions to Swank magazine, and a new endorsement deal with Lubriderm.
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