NFL Draft Debate

Now I will preface this by saying that I hate to rehash an old argument, but today's news http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2009/07/21/2009-07-21_steelers_qb_ben_roethlisberger_sacked_by_lawsuit_accusing_him_of_sexual_assault.html

raises the question - which quarterback from the 2004 draft would you choose to be sexually assaulted by in a Lake Tahoe hotel room: Eli Manning, Philip Rivers or Ben Roethlisberger?

I would argue that Super Bowl rings are a detriment here as they are obviously large and could cause some internal bleeding, so I am taking Phil Rivers. But, I don't think Phil OR Eli are capable of coming up with clutch romantic lines such as: "Don't worry, I'll pull out" Or the timeless pillow talk gem: "If anyone asks, you fixed my television. Now go!" It seems Big Ben is making a forced push to prove he is more than just a system quarterback, and is actually cut more from the Joe Willie Namath mold after all. Let the talk radio debate begin again...


Editor's Note: Franchise has deemed any "quarterback sneak" jokes just too easy here.