Franchise is thankful he has been cast for another 5 episode arc on the Fox show COPS, as well as guest spots on A&E's Intervention and as the wacky-neighbor-with-a-video-camera on MTV's Cribs - Teen edition.
Franchise is thankful for a holiday that has no religious affiliation whatsoever, and centers around eating, drinking heavily and puking (this applies for your bulimic date to the family dinner, anyway).
Franchise is thankful for every time Tyra Banks decides to get dressed up in a disguise on her show. Highest of comedy.
Franchise will be thankful for the day when he has a child and he can give up sensless partying as his sole pursuit, and begin to teach that child to party with no regard for others' well-being or safety.
Franchise is thankful that, even in death, The Great Gloved One left us with an answer to the universal healthcare problem.
Franchise is thankful for his tremendous fantasy football team --
Name: ThePussyWhisperer, Tagline: I am the Dr. Doolittle of the clitasaurus
Franchise is thankful for his annual Family vs. Goldfinger's Gentleman's Club: Backyard Two-Hand-Grope-Not-Touch Football Game. Everyone is a winner in this battle.
Franchise is thankful for the Thanksgiving Day Parade and the Peyton Manning float.
Franchise is thankful for the recession and being poor, because he had way too much blood and sperm lying around his body. Selling them makes so much more sense.
Franchise is thankful for cranberry sauce in the shape of a can, and all the finely shapen cans of the world.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Franchise is also thankful for his 7 loyal fans!
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yeah - a little off topic too, but why don't you go kill yourself Anonymous person. I think there are lots of ways to do it. Google it.
A little off topic, Guys... I have a question. Last weekend I trapped on this site:
[url=http://www.rivalspot.com]Rivalspot.com - Playstation tournaments[/url]
They say you can play online Football game tournaments on any console for cash... had anyone tried that before? Looks like a cool idea...
Are there any other sites where you can play sports games for real moneys? I Googled and found only Bringit.com and Worldgaming.com but it looks these guys don't specialize in sport gamez. Any suggestions?
Anonymous, did you follow Franchise's advice and kill yourself...I'll take no response as a yes!
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