Sunday, February 28, 2010

Oh, Canada...




Ok, I watched like 20 minutes of hockey and I am pissed-- I was a huge fan of this team. Franchise is very upset. He is so mad that he is prepared to mock the Canadian national jingle or whatever those hosers call it, eh?

O Canada!
I went five hole on your sister!
We are an easy access point if your Mexican drug connection falls through.
O Canada!
Our bacon is not as good, and some might even call it chewy,
Strange Brew may be our greatest contribution to the world
We do however have a couple casinos in Windsor
Our national health care is awesome, but it has done nothing for Michael J. Fox...
God keep our land cold and pointless to annex!
O Canada, Mike Myers is still popular, right?
O Canada, how much can one country rely on Celine Dion?
We would of course like to make sure we're still cool with the U.S. if there is ever a war...

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