Dissecting the Hoser Olympics

The International Olympic team recently pointed out to me that you do not fuck with the International Olympic Committee. I agree. But is it too much trouble to find a horse to throw in someone's bed nowadays, is it really just easier to juice the track and let the mutafucka luge?


Off topic, but Jorge Lopez is actually pretty funny on TBS. Did not see that coming. Now back to Vancougar.


The French figure skating judges gave the Chilean earthquake a 4.3








USA Hockey Right Winger, Patrick Kane, said he was totally gonna fuck up like 3 Vancouver cab drivers after his team's loss in the gold medal game. He did promise to do some situps beforehand.


The Canadian women's hockey team made a generation of Canucks think roofies may be unnecessary, but then they remembered these were all easy, willing-to-go-dutch-or even-perhaps-buy, lesbians.

















Curling convinced a new generation of fat people that they could be Olympians.