Saturday, September 27, 2008

New TV season reviews

Entourage (HBO, Sundays at 10 pm) --




Vinny Chase is the only leading man in Hollywood who needs to worry about a progressing hairline. If this continues, he will be playing an Iraqi vagina for his next big film in Season 6.






Sex with Mom and Dad (MTV, Weeknights at 7 pm) -- Despite Dr. Drew Pinsky's approval, I cannot condone incest on my television.
















True Blood (HBO, Sundays at 9 pm) --




From what I can tell so far, this is a cheap southern trash Dukes of Hazzard ripoff with the new hook being weird teeth. Anna Paquin leads the cast and Michael Strahan is rumoured to be joining later in the season.























Charm School 2: Rock of Love Girls (VH1, Sundays at 9 pm) -- VH1 is now officially more dependent on whores than even Charlie Sheen was in the late 1980s.

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