Politics
I am concerned for America's environment if Governor Palin is elected vice president. She has proven that she will let anyone drill anywhere. Look at her daughter.
The Economy
We can break this economic slump if we can simply convince young rappers to engage in some conspicuous consumption. Stop with the long-term-growth conservative investment vehicle strategies, yo!
Legal News
I think Dirk Diggler has a strong copyright infringement case against Subway for the "$5 foot long" ad campaign. It's clearly a cheap take-off on Dirk's ground-breaking "5 bucks to see it, 10 if it's hard" campaign in 1980. Tsk, tsk Subway.
Personal
I am still the kind of guy who brings two girls to a 3-way Stop sign. I am an excellent driver.
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