NCAA night session

5:01 -- I kicked all current houseguests out to pay attention to Ernie Anastos and meditate. I am down to $874 and approximately 30 Natty Light cans.

7:18 -- Louisville up by 8 early. It also appears I am bleeding profusely from the femoral artery. It seems fortunate at this point that I do not share Rick Pitino's wardrobe.

7:21 -- Check that, Morehead St. hits a big three. And it was just red gatorade on my leg.

7:43 -- The only person drunker than me on earth, is CBS announcer Billy Raferty. I think a couple of the pros who left my house were going to visit him in the CBS booth.