Special Friday NCAA Running Diary!!

Now I know this has been done before, but I thought I would put a special Franchise twist on it. I took Friday, March 20 off for the occasion.

9:23 am -- My attorney (dad) bails me out of jail from the night before.

9:31 am -- I knock him out, steal his car and head back to my apartment.

9:53 - 11:46 -- Sleep without worry of rape (I was too drunk still. Count your blessings, girls in my bed).

12:01 -- Games start soon. Head to ATM and take out a $2000 cash advance on credit card. Also visit D'Agostino's and buy 3 cases of Natty Light cans.

12:11 -- Stock fridge and meet George Jung to buy 5 grams of blow.

12:21 -- First game tips. I call three pros from Craig's List.

2:24 -- Trip outside to buy a 32 oz Gatorade. I meet a nice homeless man who I hire to come back to the apartment for firecracker-throwing and boom mike duty.

2:38 -- Missouri beats Cornell. I celebrate by logging into Craig's List again. I also order a blowdart gun from Africantribesman.com

2:46 -- Butler loses. My personal tattoo artist and massage therapist arrives at Franchise Tournament Central.

3:12 -- Cops show up looking for a small Filipino maid who used to work in my building. "I have no idea, officers...."

5:00 -- Break for CBS News!!! (FYI -- every year around this time, shit starts to get weird...)

More updates later.