Pop Quiz, Hotshot

Hopefully, you have heard at least some of the details of New York Congressman Eric Massa's strange behavior that seems to have led to his resignation -- including the married/family man living with 5 male members of his staff in what seems to be sort of a gay congressional frat house. Here's a real picture:


Full Story here -- http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/11/2010-03-11_disgraced_exrep_eric_massas_long_trail_of_bizarre_behavior_includes_home_shared_.html



Former representative Massa has given a couple great interviews lately, but how closely have you been paying attention? Here's a quiz to see if you can pick out his quotes from other gems selected from the verbal diarrhea of Paris Hilton and Rupaul.

So who does the quote belong to - the congressman, the drag queen, or the homemade porn star?

1) Topic - Being yourself and flirting

A -- "Look at me--a big old black man under all of this makeup, and if I can look beautiful, so can you."

B -- "They all make the remarks that you can imagine about you ought to do this, you ought to do that. I grabbed the guy and tousled his hair and say, I ought to do it to you."

C -- “The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”






2) Topic - Love and Birthdays

A -- "Now, they're saying I groped a male... Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my birthday.

B -- "The way I see it, you should live everyday like it's your birthday."

C -- "If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?"





3) Topic - Handling difficult situations

A -- "I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

B -- "Doing what I do for a living has never been easy. I've had to fight countless battles in this game that the public has no idea ever happened. But, I just pick myself up and carry on, I carry on."

C -- "Let me say this: Somebody says I groped males, females. You know, I was fondling a cat — whatever it is, I don't resign."




4) Topic - What's the motto you live by?

A -- "I'm going to show you more than tickle fights. That's a Crossing the Line ceremony."

B -- "I’m not, like, that smart."


C -- "All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money."





5)Topic - Sum up your career

A -- "It's about something that's so much bigger than that that I've — I learned in just a year. And that is, you can either go along and get along, or you can literally be bought and sold legally."

B -- "I've dedicated my career to fighting the mundane. My hope is that my career will be a shining example to children everywhere that life is more meaningful when you are not afraid to see all colors of the rainbow."

C -- “I'm still young and still have a very active career that I'm not prepared to give up, ... I have worked very hard to get to where I am.







6)Topic - Describe your sex life

A -- "I mean, I don't know how else to put it. I own this misbehavior."


B -- “It will work. I am a marketing genius.”


C -- "With hair, heels, and attitude, honey, I am through the roof."








Answer Key - Don't worry if you got some wrong. These three are easily confused.
1) A - Rupaul; B - Massa; C - Paris
2) A - Massa; B - Paris; C - Rupaul
3) A - Paris; B - Rupaul C - Massa
4) A - Massa; B - Paris; C - Rupaul
5) A - Massa; B - Rupaul; C - Paris
6) A - Massa; B - Paris; C - Rupaul