Goddammit, Even More Music

I too get criticism from time to time, believe it or not. Certain people who shouldn't be able to vote, say "this is the most mysoginistic site since
www.billclinton1996.com". Well, let me make it up to you the best way I know how - through song (again). Here's one for the ladies - you've been scorned. To the tune of Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger In Paradise, here is a little ditty about how Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Big Ben Roethlisberger, has acted toward the fairer sex over the last year.


Tried to amend my sexual proclivities
Made it nearly three hundred days
Watchin tape without rape, savin Rooney face
Goin out on dates without the roofies or the mace!





But at night I would have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettucini or Bulgar wheat
But a bathroom with a lock and a really drunk treat

Chorus:
Roethlis-berger just raped chicks twice (raped them twiiice)
They're hopin to hell he don't have pubic lice (pubic liiiice)
He's not too particular, not too precise
Roethlis-berger should invest in some underwear ice



Heard about the old time football men
They banged the same thing again and again
Hookers and wives - they waited to hear "yes"
Well it reminds Ben of the menu at a holiday inn express

Times have changed for Steelers these days
When Ben's in Georgia he only cares what he needs
Not just blondes or brunettes or redheads, please
But that lack of consciousness on which Ben feeds!

Chorus:
Roethlis-berger feels no need to entice
He'll do you on the floor with a condom to be nice (to be niiice)
No DN-A, but a big civil suit price (civil priiiice)
Chicks in a coma are a Roethlisbergerian paradise!!

Bangin a chick beats bein a mastur-bat-or
Walkin out of the bar with blue balls - see ya later
Big civil suit and from the commish he'll hear
Well good god almighty which way should Ben steer!






Chorus:
Roethlis-berger needs dating advice (needs adviiiiice)
Maybe # 7 should take a vacation from the vice (no more viiiice)
Non-consensual sex is somethin he should sacrifice (sacrifice)
You're an NFL QB, you're not former American Idol Bo Bice
Groupies will probably do you, so don't strike thrice
Ben Roethlis-berger just raped chicks twice!!!