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I have decided to speak out on the terrible tragedy that is the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock break-up the only way I know how -- through song. This one is of course to the tune of Rick Springfield's classic, "Jessie's Girl". I hope it helps with the grieving.


Jesse was a friend,
Yeah, you know he was
A good friend to Sandra.
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jesse's got himself new girls
And he's joining the Third Reich.




And she's tempting him with those tats
And he's bangin her on his bike,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' before this is all over I think he'll give Tiger a run for his number..


(Chorus)
You know, Jesse wishes he had lots more girls,
Jesse knows that he'd bang any girl
Where can he find a woman with ink?

Sandy played along with the charade,
like there was a secret bomb on their marriage bus of love
You know, Jesse felt so dirty
Because her movies were so cute
He wants to tell her he thought her performance in Blind Side was riveting,
But the point is probably moot

'Cos the papparazzi are watching him with those eyes
And we're waiting for the sex tape to surface,
She's gonna divorce him we just know it
And he's sneakin into sex rehab late, late at night


(Chorus)
But Jesse still wants lots of girls,
He'll never stop bangin lots of girls,
Where can he find a woman,
Where can he find a freaky woman - STAT!




And Sandy's lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what Jess don't see in me
I've been America's sweetheart,
I've been cool with his Nazi ties
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find three dozen stick-on tats?

[Solo]

You know, he wishes he could bang more girls,
Or at least that Sandy were cool with it,
And maybe get a small swastika on her tit,
Where can he find a woman like that??