Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Ok, this is an oldie, but a favorite. Am I old enough that I take requests from my past?? Well, these are the Who's The Boss lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer, which I still like... if you don't, well then, seriously -- click a fuckin ad. 4 months until I am fired. Every time you are here -- click an ad and put money in an envelope and send it to me. I am just like PBS, except there is no telethon and my puppets are completely inappropriate for television. Cue the piano.






Brooklyn guinea, Connecticut lady, seamstress for the fam



Dishpan hands, floppy hair, you'll marry an advertising queen



Vacuum clean-a, you must have seen her - standing in the shower



And now he's in me, always with me, Tony Danza in my house...







Jon-a-than freaks, out in the street- Handing tickets out for his gay band



Turning back, Sam just laughs - The boobs will come, its not that bad



Laundry man, he made his stand - In the Big Leagues with the Cards



Looking on, she writes the ads - The words she knows, the tune she hums





But oh, how it feels so real - Lying here with no one near



Only we can hear, we can hear Mona moaning - When I say softly, slowly...



Hold me closer Tony Danza



Count the streakmarks on the china-- Make the bed in sheets of linen-- you had a busy day today



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