Breaking News: Ed Hardy is pissed that only douchebags wear his clothes

Former tattoo artist and designer extraordinaire, Ed Hardy, has released a statement following the news of his immediate retirement. "I got into the design business to make a little coin and maybe crush a little ass. To be honest, I was just a tattoo guy, I dealt with bikers and shit. This Christian Audiggierio guy has always been a little weird (to say the least), but I liked the money.








"I admit, I've been out of the loop... But now I find out its only losers and weirdos wearing my clothes? Forget this. I'm out.








"The final straw was when Spencer Pratt wanted a "Love Kills Slowly" tuxedo for his wife's album party. I should have sent him a Summer's Eve prom dress instead... Douchebag. Hmmm... maybe I can get a job with those Affliction guys? Their clientele seems pretty cool..."