The Lovely Bones -- I took this girl who I went to eighth grade with to this movie. I was at second base and rounding towards third when we were asked to leave the theater after numerous complaints. The Lovely Bone? Franchise thinks not.
Invictus -- I purchased the Milk Duds/Large Popcorn/Cherry Coke combo. Lost a filling during the previews. Regal Cinema would neither return my money, nor pay my dental bill. This movie sucked.
Sherlock Holmes -- So I go to take a whizz about a third of the way into the movie. Someone had not flushed the second stall from the right when you walk in the Men's Room. That's just disgusting, people. "Thank you for coming to Loews, sit back and relax and enjoy this turd??" I think we all know that that is not how the song goes.
Avatar -- Oh man, I was shitfaced for this one. Not even sure why I went. I was yelling out the answers to the movie trivia they show before the previews start... and then I think I passed out. Woke up with one shoe, and my 3-D glasses on my crotch. 15 bucks wasted.
Leap Year -- It was really cold and windy out, and I didn't feel like walking all the way home... so I snuck in the theater and threw sour patch kids at ugly chicks until I warmed up. Two thumbs up.
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