Breaking news (yet again) -- Portland Trailblazer and "the guy who was supposed to make people feel better about drafting Sam Bowie over Michael Jordan", Greg Oden, has apparently released nude photos of himself. http://deadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens-gigantic-penis-is-also-healing-nicely
Bill Simmons -- of ESPN and his own book's fame -- says that while Oden's unit may be statistically significant, Simmons' dick is actually better. This may not make sense unless you have read Simmons' NBA tome, but... "while Oden has said his joint could clearly dominate, even in the non-shot clock era, Simmons contends that a small white cock in an up-tempo (e.g. Steve Nash MVP/Seven Seconds or Less) system coached by the right director... Let's face it, both of us lose in a tourney match-up with Scott Baio's junk..." Simmons eventually stopped talking and launched into an impromptu podcast with Jimmy Kimmel's chest hair lint about Major League Soccer.
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