MTV Public Service Announcement: The Rebuttal

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So MTV has launched a new commercial campaign to try to curb "sexting" among America's youth. If you're not familiar with "sexting" you need to get a new wireless plan, but it is the act of sending sexually explicit images or texts via phone or email. Ladies, as you consider this delicate issue, here are some facts that MTV does not want you to know.


FACT: If your boyfriend asks you to send a nude picture to his phone and you do not comply, he will absolutely dump you and start sleeping with your sister, best friend, or female cousin. It's scientifically proven.


FACT: Your boyfriend has already described your body in great detail to all of his friends, so why not let the evidence speak for itself.



FACT: Sexting catapulted the "career" of former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens. There is an 83 percent likelihood that it will also work for you.





FACT: If you sext a naked picture to *611 on your T-Mobile phone and it gets to a friendly/hard-up technician, you are six times more likely to receive a month of free mobile service than if you had not sexted.



FACT: You are more likely to get pregnant, glaucoma, and/or diabetes if you do not sext.



FACT: In recent FBI surveillance of terrorist group communications, there have been no reports of sexting. Do you want your boyfriend to become a terrorist?



FACT: Your parents are against sexting because they do not understand the advances in digital photography. Your mom's version of a sext most likely involved slipping this crudely drawn self-portrait into your biological dad's locker during gym class. You've come a long way, baby.




I think the evidence speaks for itself. Text me if you have further questions.