Historical Tweets Unearthed

Now, I have commented on Tweeting once before (http://thefranchisecometh.blogspot.com/2009/04/embracing-new-technology.html), but I am now prepared to share some inside information with you. Twitter has been going on for years amongst celebrities and influencers such as myself. I am going to share some of these ground-breaking historical Tweet archives for the first time.



"This driver is going so slow... uggh I am tired. My leg is falling asleep! WTF?"
-- Rosa Parks






"There is something really comforting about blissfully drifting off to sleep in the nude after sexually assaulting my wife. L8er y'all!" -- John Bobbitt





"This is so much easier than talking. LMAO!" -- Stephen Hawking














"Maybe I never should have broken up with Joey Gladstone. No! Cut. It. Out. It was the right decision :)" -- Alanis Morissette






"Momma always said 'mouth sex = no sex'. This whole thing will blow over... Somebody tweet me what you're wearin rahht now" - Bill Clinton






"Gonna try to make up with Nicole tonight. Brought my date knife. Wish me luck!" -- OJ Simpson